Guy’s car breaks down in the middle of the desert, he turns it into a Mad Max motorcycle. Fuck yeah
File this under “Seriously bad ass can’t be killed motherfuckers”… a guy is driving through the desert and his car breaks down. Instead of crying and wandering through the desert on foot, leading to his ultimate demise, he takes the car apart and turns it into a fucking motorcycle.
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Happy Memorial Day
Today my friend told me he was appalled when people told him “Happy Memorial Day.” I was confused. Yes, today is a somber, thoughtful holiday. The purpose of today is to honor the men and women who died for your freedoms, rights, and country. I understand that.
Honor your fallen. Take a minute to think about and thank them. And then enjoy the hell out of your holiday - most of us have the day off of work, and even if they’re dead, we’re not.
